viernes, junio 09, 2006

Respondiendo al Ortinorrinco: Ovíparos Nazis



Pues sí, si el gran profeta Alan Moore lo dice , es que será cierto: Los patos son siniestros (y yo es que generalizo a todo los ovíparos, incluyendo a esos repugnantes ornitorrincos). Pues bueno, el señor Moore, de Northampton, Reino Unido, nos regala los oídos con una joya concebida durante sus escarceos con el mundo de la música.
Como curiosidad, uno de los componentes de su(s) grupo(s) era David J., exmiembro de Bauhaus.

Aquí está la descarga en mp3 y aquí la animación en flash (mala, pero cachonda).



Y aquí la letra:

Everyone thinks they're such sweet little things
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Soft downy feathers and nice little wings.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

But there's a poison I'd like to administer,
You think they're cuddly but I think they're sinister.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Think of them waddling about in the dark.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars,
Reading pornography, smoking cigars.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Nasty and small undeserving of life.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Dressed in black jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Who could deny they'd be better off dead?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Look closer and you may recoil in surprise,
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

—Alan Moore (como Translucia Baboon), The March of the Sinister Ducks


La verdad es que el tío no lo hace mal, no. Si hasta podría ir a Eurovisión como imitador de Tom Waits.


Locke ( y un día de estos me da el punto y cuelgo mi ensayo sobre From Hell, hala)



25 comentarios:

ornitorrinco enmascarado dijo...

¿Los patos, siniestros engendros del Demonio, adoradores de Satán, Nazis palmípedos? Oiga, si lo dice el barbudo de Northampton, eso va a misa. Pero no me confunda con esa peña sólo por un lejano parentesco.

Sería como si yo, basándome en que tanto los primates como las vacas son mamíferos no ovíparos, pensase que los políticos, los obispos y otras gentes de bien se cagan por la pata abajo en las procesiones, de la misma manera que lo hacen las vacas en las romerías. Sin animo de ofender a ninguna vaca, por supuesto.

En cuanto a ese ensayo sobre From Hell, le aseguro que soy el primer interesado en leerla.

Firmado: El ornitorrinco enmascarado, archienemigo y némesis de los patos nazis.

PD: Por cierto, cuando los más mal pensados ya creíamos que el Moore comenzaba a chochear (Lo del Amnios natal es infumable), va el cabroncente y se saca de la manga la serie de SMAX, que me dejó babeando un buen par de semanas. ¿Sabe alguien que tal está lo de Albion?

Locke dijo...

Albion ni puta, ahora, con Tom Strong, Best American Comics y Top Ten (de donde sale SMAX) te lo puedes pasar pipa... en Top Ten en particular hay una escena en la que tienen que acudir a un bar de dioses a resolver el asesinato de Balder que te meas de la risa...
Mmm, no sé que tal estará Albion, pero es que el guión es de la hijísima aunque el argumento es de él... y Promethea era una mierda infumable.

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